Yes, the pic below is of Devoted Spouse holding the sling contraption from Hades and yes, that is a lit Bic in his hand. What is the significance of this picture you might ask?
Ta-dah!!! I no longer have to wear the sling contraption from Hades. The physical therapists want me to get more movement in the arm and I am now allowed to go anywhere I want without this stupid piece of crap covering me. (with some restraints of course – I won’t be playing basketball anytime soon). YIPPEE SKIPPY!! I am one happy girl!
Now, before you panic and fear he will burn down the house, we aren’t going to burn it just yet – I still need final release from the Orthopedic dude. Then I’m calling my friend Mike who has a nice piece of property with a big bonfire area and we are going to watch this sucker burn to nothing but ashes. I can’t wait!