Scene: Devoted Spouse and a very tired me relaxing in family room watching tv.
Commercial comes on for new Jeep “Compass” – Three Red Jeeps with the New Jeep Compass the one in the middle zooming in between the other two.
Announcer: The NEWWWWWW Jeep Compass…Genetically Engineered!!!
Me: Excuse me? GENETICALLY engineered??? Wha… GENETICALLY??!!
Devoted Spouse: Maybe they use real skin.
Me: Ewwwww…Soylent Green is Jeeps…
…fade to black…sigh