Yes kids it’s time for another story from the Crone and Bear It duh files. This is a true story; I could not make this stuff up.
Yesterday I was at my Divine Nail Diva appointment and I happened to relay this little tidbit to my fav nail lady who had to stop puttin’ on the polish as she fell into a fit of hysterics. I didn’t think it was all THAT funny — it’s just my life.
You see a couple of weeks ago I was in my usual rushing around like a chicken with its head cut off state and not paying a bit of attention. What bothered me most was some pain in my right foot. It really hurt. But I didn’t have time to mess with it — I was running errands and multitasking like nobody’s business. Everywhere I went my foot kept aching. I ignored it and pressed on.
I came home, sat down in my comfy chair and finally happened to glance down at my right foot and, if I’m lying I’m dyin, this is what I saw:
Apparently, that morning I was in such a hurry I simply slammed my feet into the old flip flops and off I went clueless as to what I had actually done. No wonder my foot hurt. What is truly sad is I sort of recall doing this once before…I never learn do I? Another typical Crone and Bear It Duh moment….sigh…