Me: What is that bag of cheese doing on table?
Devoted Spouse: That’s for my chili.
Me: That’s MY Weight Watcher’s cheese!!!!!
Devoted Spouse: It’s the only cheese there is.
Me: NO NO – I bought sliced cheese just for you.
Devoted Spouse: You can’t put sliced cheese on chili.
Me: You can if you put it in microwave. STEP AWAY from my Weight Watcher’s cheese.
Devoted Spouse: I always leave you some….
Me: I need EXACTLY 23 grams which equals one serving which is two points for my sandwich tomorrow! sheesh
Devoted Spouse: Closes cheese bag and sighs.
Me: And while we’re at it…get out of my sugar free low-fat cookie bites.
Devoted Spouse: But I like them.
Me: You have YOUR OWN cookies – STAY AWAY from mine.
Devoted Spouse: sighs heavily and realizes he is not going to win this one
Moral of Story: I’m the one dieting – Devoted Spouse is losing weight even though he’s eating MY FOOD – plus his own food. And that’s just not right….sigh…