It’s Monday. My eye aches. I’m not making this up. My eyeball aches. It’s the middle of a thunderstorm and my laptop battery is yelling at me “would you please hurry up, I’m getting tired.” It’s too early in the morning to be writing a blog post and because of all this rain my painter won’t come and work on the fence today.
Now…ordinarily I wake up fairly early and I may be groggy but usually I’m in a good mood. I attribute that to the fact I don’t have to make the commute into the Cubicle on Level 8 of Hades any more.
Not today…today it’s Monday. And it feels like Monday. Blechh Monday. When I woke up with the “eye” ache my first thought was …. oh crap on a crutch… I have Kindle Eye — coz I’ve spent each and every evening in bed reading books on my Kindle. I’ve also spent much of my afternoons reading my Kindle. Kindle Eye. But wouldn’t that affect both eyes, like normal eyestrain? Yeah – I’m just strange that way – gotta have only one eye that aches.
How do you get an eye ache anyway? Monday, that’s how.
It’s a pretty sad life when the best thing that happens to you on Monday morning is the fact that Sam Champion has returned from vacation and answered your Tweet.
I’m so pitiful….sigh…