Okay, if it works for Fergie, it may work for me…so here’s the deal. Gimme $75,000 and I’ll give you instant and total access to Devoted Spouse. (makes that hand gesture indicating you should fork over some moolah).
For another measly $25,000 I will give you access to EmmaLou, Golden Destroyer.
For another $65,000 I might give you access to me. Aw crap – you can already find me all kinds of other places. Nevermind that one.
Wait…for the paltry sum of $10,000 I’ll give you access to my housepainter. Now THAT’s a bargain.
Stupid royal twerp – and people are actually buying her childrens’ books???!!! For the love of all that’s good in this world….kick her off the island. Send her back to the UK and let the Queen put her in the Tower.
And to think I always rather liked the spunkiness of Fergie…oh how the mighty have fallen. Now…where’s my cash? sigh…