So I’m at a friend’s house and there are other friends gathered around. We’re munching some yummy snacks and chatting and just having a lovely time.
Because I was running late, I showered & dressed hastily — I had been sitting at home in my physical therapy clothes with icepacks on my back and looked at the clock and realized I had to get moving fast….
Quick shower, faster makeup, brush hair into ponytail, throw on shirt and jean capris, feet in flip flops, grab purse and out the door.
So back to the party….I’m sitting there having a lovely chat when I notice it’s a little breezy. Hmmmmm, there were no windows open….the door to the patio was shut…what is going on?
Oh for the love of all that is…well you know the various sayings….I realized my jean capri zipper was down and my lovely yellow and blue lingerie (read Target undies) was in full view of the entire room. Ack ack.
Holey moley – mama mia – I casually rearranged my purse on my lap and managed to wait until someone was talking about something fabulous and all eyes were on that person….then quiet as a mouse I rezipped my pants.
Crisis averted. No one noticed.
Or is there some funny email chatter going around today about me? Well, if so, I am glad I was able to entertain my friends briefly (get it? BRIEFly? I crack me up). I definitely need one of those zipper holder thingies pictured above!
Note to self: Never leave house without checking zipper again! sigh…