Saturday Devoted Spouse took me out for lunch at one of our favorite new places – a little pizza joint that’s recently opened in the Mall.
As we were driving home I casually glanced toward the sign between the new drugstore and the bank and on the sign were the words “FREE GPS”.
Me: Why the heck would you need free GPS – don’t you KNOW you’re at the drug store?
Devoted Spouse: No, honey, that sign is on the bank and it means if you open an account they will GIVE you a free GPS.
Sorta felt like Forrest Gump for a moment. It was a good thing Devoted Spouse had his seatbelt on (he was in the passenger seat) or he would have fallen right out of the car he was laughing so hard.
I didn’t think it was so dang funny. I mean you pass signs at places that offer free WiFi all the time — I just made the wrong logical leap, that’s all. I’m in a Masters Program – but sometimes I’m just pitiful…