Swine flu is here. I’m not scared yet. I think the media is starting a panic as usual. Yes, I realize folks in Mexico have died and I’m not making fun of that at all, don’t get me wrong. But I remember back in the 70’s when Swine Flu hit and it was just no big deal. I’m hoping this time it is the same way. No big deal – just like a cold. Stay home and don’t infect other people. And if you have to go to a doctor’s office for Goodness sake wear a mask, Michael Jackson gloves, and slather yourself with that hand sanitizer. Doctor’s offices are the most germ-laden areas in the world.
This is the mask that the pharmacy is selling and suggesting we wear:
I just don’t think that’s going to be that helpful. I suggest we scare the heck outta the Swine Flu and make it leave all of us alone. I like these masks better:
I personally think any of these masks (particularly Hillary) should do the trick of keeping the Swine Flu away – plus wear one in your doctor’s office just for the fun of it.
Not only that, I like pigs – they’re cute. I suggest regardles of where this flu originated we name it after something else…perhaps the Monkfish flu – coz this guy is definitely ugly and should have a virus named after him definitely.
The heck with this Swine flu stuff – I’m staying home and ordering in anchovy pizzas.