I ambled on over to Smart Mouth Broad a little while ago only to discover she has bestowed upon me an interestingly named award:
The Zombie Chicken Award – there are so many things flying through my slightly twisted mind at the moment I don’t know where to begin with this. Okay, first of all let’s be a good blogger (holds up three fingers and starts repeating the blogging oath, oh wait a minute, crap that Girl Scout sh*t or something, never mind) and say thank you very much SMB for this dubious delightful award – I’m not worthy…I’m not worthy…oh good grief I need more coffee for this one.
Speaking of coffee, SMB claims I’m one of the bloggers who make her spit coffee all over her keyboard. I’d like to suggest that perhaps she simply suffers from esophogeal (good grief who could actually spell that word, I’m not even going to look it up) reflux or perhaps she tends to put too much coffee in her mouth at one time and then decides to discuss the state of the world while writing her blog…I dunno…but I think making someone spit out their coffee might actually be a compliment to me. I’d rather be able to make all of you blow milk out your noses, but we’ll keep trying.
And also let me add I like zombies – while it made me queasy I rather enjoyed Night of the Living Dead and one of my very favorite videos has to be Thriller by Michael Jackson. I love vampires and things that go bump in the night so I like this zombie chicken stuff — just don’t add in any voodoo coz that’s where I draw the line. People sticking pins into dolls and tossing bones and reading futures and that kind of jazz does creep me out. But then again, I’m afraid of my sewing machine so go figure.
Anyway, here straight from SMB is the description of the Zombie Chicken Award – I would love to know who actually originated this one because I love the name so much. But pay attention, because regardless of the name this is a very nice award!
The blogger who receives this award believes in the Tao of the zombie chicken – excellence, grace and persistence in all situations, even in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. These amazing bloggers regularly produce content so remarkable that their readers would brave a raving pack of zombie chickens just to be able to read their inspiring words. As a recipient of this world-renowned award, you now have the task of passing it on to at least 5 other worthy bloggers. Do not risk the wrath of the zombie chickens by choosing unwisely or not choosing at all…
So here we go again — the Zombie Chicken Award goes to:
I wish that I could re-gift it to Smart Mouth Broad because while she’s never made me spit out my coffee on my keyboard she has caused me to choke on an English Muffin or two. All the above bloggers have given me many hours of pure delight – go read them – enjoy them and may Zombie Chicken follow all of them for the rest of their days.