Back around the 9th of April I was awarded a Kind Blogger award by my (hopefully still) blogging buddy over at Untidy Mind (formerly getoutfromundermyrock). I wasn’t feeling well at the time and took a day or two off to rest and never acknowledged this lovely award.
So I take the time now (sorry I’m so late) to say thank you very much for this award – you are such a sweetie!
I shall be happy to accept all lashings with wet noodles as punishment for being a bad blogger. I’d also like to blame my overlooking being grateful for this award to the awesome amounts of drugs I had been consuming while recovering from my injury but that’s a pretty lame (no pun intended) excuse. So I shall simply say once more forgive me for not saying thank you sooner! And I promise to be quicker to say thank you in future!
And on that note I will end with a little joke about forgiveness I found on the net:
The preacher’s, Sunday sermon was Forgive Your Enemies.
He asked, how many have forgiven their enemies?
About half held up their hands.
He then repeated his question.
Now about 80% held up their hands.
He then repeated his question again.
All responded, except one elderly lady.
“Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?” asked the preacher.
“I don’t have any.” she replied.
“Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?” asked the preacher.
“Ninety-three.” she replied.
“Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world.” asked the preacher.
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said, “It’s easy, I just outlived those bitches.”
Courtesy of http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Forgiveness