Since I am still recovering from a nasty cold and feeling a bit lazy in the blog-writing area, I’m taking advantage of one of my favorite websites which gives suggestions on creative writing prompts. This prompt was to quickly jot down 7 worst things to say to someone who just got dumped. Please don’t expect too much – as I said my cold is interfering with my ability to be creative on any level today!
7 Worst Things to Say to a Person Who Just Got Dumped
1. There are plenty of other fish in the sea.
2. Well, he was a little out of your league, wasn’t he?
3. I guess now I can tell you we used to see him at Applebee’s with Susie and they were real close.
4. Maybe you should have lost that last 10 pounds.
5. Being alone can be fun – just think of all the books you now have time to read.
6. Have you considered having that wart on your face removed? I hear they do wonders with lasers these days.
7. So you won’t mind then that I accepted a date with him for this Friday night?