Came across an interesting suggestion the other day…Google your first name followed by the word ‘needs’. Sounded rather silly, but I’m all in favor of silly and so I did just that…here are a few of the gems I discovered/ in no particular order.
Linda needs…mental help. Gee, thanks, I’ll get right on that.
Linda needs…as much free space at the front of the platform as possible. What am I… a double wide??
Linda needs…a new best friend. I would amend this to say ‘more’ best friends — a gal can never have too many friends.
Linda needs… help. Alright, let’s not beat a dead horse here.
Linda needs…an extraordinary meeting. This one is a tad puzzling…an extraordinary meeting of what? Minds? Rivers? My brain and my mouth? I’m stumped on this one.
Linda needs…a new way to find and share information. Okay, perhaps I’ll take up pony whispering.
Linda needs…a fresh perspective. This is often true; I do tend to get in a rut with my writing.
Linda needs…a tech makeover. Actually what I need is more tech know-how. I am a tech-not.
Linda needs…encouragement and support. Well, as evidenced by cards and blogging best wishes lately, I’m doing rather well in this area, so we’ll let this one go.
Linda needs…to know what to do now that she’s single. Perhaps we should not ask Devoted Spouse for his input, hmmm?
Linda needs…a ride for 1 to San Francisco. What the heck…I’ve never been there so okey-dokey, let’s go. Again, shhhhh to Devoted Spouse.
Linda needs…more help than usual on her knitting. No, Linda needs to get over her desire to knit because it is a lost cause. The lady at the local yarn store simply cringes every time I walk in. <b*tch>
Linda needs…a motivational life coach. Yes, and I’d like to suggest Johnny Depp for the job…
Linda needs…to retrain to do any other kind of work. I’m astonished that my currently amazing skills simply won’t do.
Linda needs…to flatten her chest. Au contraire — this is the last thing Linda needs to do.
Linda needs…to stay in jail. Now wait a minute…may I at least have one phone call???
Linda needs…to get over herself. Not going to happen anytime soon — Linda likes Linda just fine.
As you can see from what I found — the needs of Linda are quite varied and somewhat amusing. Try it for yourself, put it on your blog, and link back to me please since I’m starting this one.