We hear much about body language these days. There’s even a show on tv now called Lie to Me about some guy who studies body language and can tell not only when someone is lying but why. I believe seeing your sweetie somewhere he shouldn’t be with some silicone-infused love puppy, watching the sweat pouring off his forehead and his eyes looking everywhere for a means of escape as you approach, is a good indicator he is lying. As for why, at that pivotal point in your relationship, who gives a fat fuzzy rat’s patootie why?
According to Cosmopolitan magazine when your man sits, you should take a mental picture and remember certain cues about his body language. For example, if he’s taking up alot of space with his arms out and his legs loosely crossed, that’s an indication he’s confident. Now, if he happens to be in a beer-stained fake corduroy recliner at the time, that body language indicates a sporting event is about to come on the tube and you should forget about romance for the near future. If he is in this sprawled-out position while you are on a date, you can bet he’s working on rearranging that thong he’s wearing for the first time and he doesn’t want you to notice. Cosmo adds if while he”s in this position his hands are crossed in his lap, he may not be as confident as he appears. I’m thinking if his hands are crossed in his lap, either 1) he’s waiting for you to grab the check, or 2) there’s a mustard stain there somewhere. Devoted Spouse is a perfect case of reason #2. Mustard attaches to his clothes like a magnet to a refrigerator door. In fact, when we go out he is no longer allowed near that particular condiment. But that’s another story.
The body language experts further state that if your date is leaning forward like he’s ready to take action that means he likes what you’re saying. From personal experience, I can tell you if he’s leaning forward like he’s ready to take action, there’s a margarita and some nachos about to make an unexpected appearance and you should quickly move your chair to one side.
Body language — it can prove he’s into you or he’s in gastrointestinal distress. You be the judge.