Where else but in America could a 78-year-old blind man bowl a perfect game? Apparently this senior citizen from Alta, Iowa made 12 strikes in a row and bowled a 300 during league play. The fact he plays on a league just boggles the mind. What, is he bowling by ear? How can he distinguish his bowling ball from anyone else’s? Are the bowling ball finger holes marked in Braille? He can’t be using a seeing-eye dog; dogs can’t wear bowling shoes. Maybe he’s using a bowling GPS system. Sonar bowling.
By the way, the spider I mentioned in my last post has gone to meet Jesus. Devoted Spouse’s two-pronged attack worked.